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Criminal!



Rep. William Jefferson deserves to be stripped of his office and put in jail for a long, long time. Here he is, PUBLICLY violating one of the cardinal rules by which a man lives his life.



I hope I don't have to explain why this is so wrong, but just in case there are any readers who are unaware of the basics of men's tailoring: A MAN MUST NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES BUTTON THE BOTTOM BUTTON ON A SUIT JACKET, SPORT COAT, OR BLAZER. (Unless it's a one-button jacket, of course.)

And you can see why! Not only is it JUST PLAIN WRONG, but it causes the jacket to bunch up at the sides, since the jacket was not made to have the bottom button fastened. Two buttons? Button the top one. Three buttons? Button the middle one, top is optional. More than three buttons? Shoot your tailor in the face and then turn the weapon on yourself.



Lock him up and throw away the key. You would NOT see this shit in the Senate, I can guarantee you.

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nikkster
May. 29th, 2006 10:47 am (UTC)
once again i am entertaining futile fantasies of moving to california. the safest cities in america include irvine, san diego, sunnyvale, thousand oaks, mission viejo, glendale, san jose.

and, with commendable consistency, richmond VA always features in the top 10 most dangerous... often the top 5
scythrop
May. 30th, 2006 05:29 pm (UTC)
Safety, schmafety. We have the Poe Museum!

(Richmond is a mess in many ways, it's true. Many of the murders are drug dealers killing each other, or otherwise drug related. Largely contained in certain areas of the city that have been sorely neglected for far too long, though of course sometimes the senselessness branches out.)

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