front page news, redux.

May. 29th, 2004 at 5:39 PM

The News-Press really has its priorities straight. This is a city that DEMANDS ANSWERS! I think I have made it perfectly clear how eagerly I am anticipating my Krispy Kremes. What is going on?!

Current Mood:i'm with you, mr. sidwell.

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bird

May. 29th, 2004 06:59 pm (UTC)

i really like the film noir treatment you did.

you have to love News-Press. like Key News, trust only IMPORTANT things to be on the front page. or the top of the hour.

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scythrop

May. 29th, 2004 07:05 pm (UTC)

at least it's a break from the michael jackson saga.

It's a very film noir affair, this doughnut market. I sense a conspiracy of tortuous twists & gothic proportions! Put that hot-shot new cub reporter on it! ("That kid?") Yeah, Ace I think his name is. Seems like a shrewd little fellow, maybe he can get to the bottom of this.

Sorry, I get a little carried away when I sense sugar glaze in the air.

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bird

May. 29th, 2004 07:28 pm (UTC)

that was too perfect.

i just squirted soda.

from my MOUTH.

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scythrop

May. 29th, 2004 08:17 pm (UTC)

brilliant plan!

Wait until the doughnut caper has been solved and you will have built-in cop distraction!

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franklyvulgar

May. 29th, 2004 08:27 pm (UTC)

Poor Steve. It's so sad that he got his hopes up high and then got let down like a bomb. Maybe he even planned his Memorial Day weekend around the Krispy Kremes, and now everything is ruined. He must be experiencing so many emotions right now...loss, anger, sadness, you name it. Who knows what he might do in retaliation?

I live for the day when the New York Times runs a front cover like that.

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scythrop

May. 29th, 2004 08:40 pm (UTC)

Replace Steve with Scythrop and you'll have half an idea of how upset I am. With what simple carbohydrates will I fuel my yardwork now?

This paper is full of white-hot editorial choices, trust me. I have mailed out many scintillating Michael Jackson and Julia Child cover stories.

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bird

May. 29th, 2004 08:41 pm (UTC)

Who knows what he might do in retaliation?
regardless of what he does, the paper will still put something earth shattering on the front page like "KITTEN UP TREE - FIRE DEPT TO INTERCEDE"

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