Another piece of incisive journalism to join the many sterling examples in the annals of the Santa Barbara News-Press. Do I smell a Pulitzer?!

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But they proooooomiiisssed! The grocery stores & the doughnut company both told the newspaper that my Krispy Kremes would be at Ralph's this morning and IT WAS A LIE! There I was, at 7am, looking at an empty KK display, thinking to myself, Damn. There must have been a two-and-a-half hour wait with a line around the block and I missed it. But no. On further investigation, they just didn't show up. Heads will roll over this, I assure you.

Also, we are out of coffee at home. No doughnuts, no coffee. I know not by what invisible force I made it to work on time, but lo, it is strong.

Finally, I think this is the third year I have forgotten to post this raucous little number for whatmakeshim as a birthday song, so here it is, belated. Siobhan Fahey & I both hope it was a scandalous one. Dude.

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current mood: coming down.

The News-Press really has its priorities straight. This is a city that DEMANDS ANSWERS! I think I have made it perfectly clear how eagerly I am anticipating my Krispy Kremes. What is going on?!

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current mood: i'm with you, mr. sidwell.