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But they proooooomiiisssed! The grocery stores & the doughnut company both told the newspaper that my Krispy Kremes would be at Ralph's this morning and IT WAS A LIE! There I was, at 7am, looking at an empty KK display, thinking to myself, Damn. There must have been a two-and-a-half hour wait with a line around the block and I missed it. But no. On further investigation, they just didn't show up. Heads will roll over this, I assure you.

Also, we are out of coffee at home. No doughnuts, no coffee. I know not by what invisible force I made it to work on time, but lo, it is strong.

Finally, I think this is the third year I have forgotten to post this raucous little number for whatmakeshim as a birthday song, so here it is, belated. Siobhan Fahey & I both hope it was a scandalous one. Dude.

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terceira
Jun. 3rd, 2004 09:11 am (UTC)
awwh
Donuts seam to be a serious business with you. Maybe they just didn't deliver them until later. Good luck!
scythrop
Jun. 3rd, 2004 09:23 am (UTC)
Re: awwh
They delivered the display early in the morning, but no doughnuts. Cruel & unusual.

Of course it's serious! These are Krispy Kremes we are talking about!
terceira
Jun. 3rd, 2004 10:24 am (UTC)
Re: awwh
donuts sound good. i'm hungery
never_the_less
Jun. 3rd, 2004 09:17 am (UTC)
Perhaps you could begin some kind of class action suit for libel over this?
scythrop
Jun. 3rd, 2004 09:22 am (UTC)
Don't think the thought didn't cross my mind!
whatmakeshim
Jun. 3rd, 2004 11:54 am (UTC)
Hey thanks. I can't listen to it until later, but I'm enjoying the sentiment now.
ex_nikkster641
Jun. 3rd, 2004 07:32 pm (UTC)
are they really THAT GOOD?

They finally moved out of the suburbs and into the city here, and opened a store in the CBD.

I was all set to give the KK a go, but they're like $1.80 a pop!

Are they worth a bottle of coke??
scythrop
Jun. 3rd, 2004 08:23 pm (UTC)
They are worth a kilo of coke. (And you'll want more.) They're not that expensive back in Dixie, but like all fine imports they carry a premium.
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